Guys & Gals there is a new sex app called Nipple, which tracks and charts your sex life based on data you input. There were just too many joke begging to CUM out so I had to relieve myself of them below. Enjoy!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/alanwhite/nipple-is-the-sex-app-no-one-asked-for-and-its-quite-extraor
Nipple, an app that tracks your sex life..
Because those last 5 Friday & Saturday nights you spent alone aren’t proof enough.
Thought your depressing sex life couldn’t get any worse. Think again! Now you can see your lack of sex presented graphically.
Contrary to your initial high hopes it’s not a compilation of celebrity nip-slips.
Even the “There’s an app for that” guy doesn’t believe this.
At least the shame you feel entering that Twinkie into your calorie counter now pales in comparison to the shame of entering your 3rd masturbation session before noon.
Couple Nipple spin-off’s already announced, from the maker of Nipple comes:
- Racist Nipple which crashes your phone when you enter a sex session with someone outside your own race.
- Catholic Nipple which burns your phone if you enter a sex session without being married
Nipple – still not as sleazy as Tinder.
Nipple – because yea, we’re definitely too private as a people in terms of what we share on the internet
Nipple – brought to you by the NSA (yes this information is critical to national security)
What happens in Vegas.. goes straight to Nipple
They broke up because he didn’t like to cuddle. He was too busy uploading details of their sex session to Nipple.
Nipple’s only in beta, but it will be widely available soon. Noooooo screamed hundreds of beta users who haven’t climaxed yet.
Nipple just barely beat out the other name candidate, Balls.